Hey buddy, I'm not sorry your daughter wants to call our hotline, don't hate, congratulate. (in Russian)

Hey baby, if u ever in the market for a man thats not fat and hairy, call me.

Michael lives on... ironically enough, in the form of a little person.

This guy is such a stud, so many girls are looking at him everywhere he goes... "Your friends were so jealous"

This lady calls 911, and calmly tells them that the police need to get her burgers because they refuse to serve her

She called the police and shes gonna have his ass picked up. She goes a little psycho.

"I made an ASS of myself, driving to a phone to make a call" He really lets her have it for not picking up her phone.

This guy was sharing his Vodka, and she didn't so much as call or answer his instant messages... How rude, I guess a call like this will win her over. Desperate Much?

Another desperate lover professes his love. Hopefully she wants to watch the Hudson with him.

Babushka called yesterday about an animal on the roof, but now the animal is gone. So she is ok. (Russian Accent anyone?)