This guy took the saying "Knock Yourself Out" a tad too seriously. Pay attention to the only two phrases these guys know how to say in English for an added laugh.

This lady calls 911, and calmly tells them that the police need to get her burgers because they refuse to serve her

This is how pole dancing should not be done, the Russian chick in the second one gets mad because she sucks and picks a fight. LOL

Retarded Russian dude tries to break a glass bottle with his head several times and fails each time! he finally gives up and throws it against the wall AND THE BOTTLE STILL DOESN'T BREAK! haha

I asked someone to sing a song, little less slur, little more song.

Not everyone can be like Micheal Phelps....

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Way to go Mr. Jabbar, epic fail, way to forget what college you went to.

Long distance jump, from your friendly neighborhood ninja. Everyone was expecting a fail, but the ninja delivers.

Try not to laugh through this fail compilation. This is the beginning of a series, so follow along.